Love Problems Solution: Rohypnol (everything you need to know from a guy's t-shirt on a full bar with faces that recall empty tequilha shots)

She said:
  Are you wearing a blouse with that awful sentence on?

"It's not a blouse."
             he said.

"Well, it's not a blouse
but it's a t-shirt."

"It's funny."

"Not.So.Funny."
"Well...what can I do to make it funny?"

"Buy me some characters. Buy me some cells. Spare me. Buy me some drinks, baby."

"I don't own any drinks."

So..............
and the night goes on...